| September's Breath of Fresh Air from
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Hi Everyone,
With jetlag receding, I realised that today is the last day of
September and that it was time for this month’s newsletter (I do
love deadlines!)
John and I are just back from a trip to British Columbia in
Canada, and what a wonderful trip it was - great country and lovely
warm people. We were made so welcome everywhere we
went. I can see why so many people are emigrating there!
And we laughed like drains (what a strange expression that
is……have you ever heard a drain laugh?) One of the reasons we
laughed like drains is that we were attending a Laughter Yoga
training week. You may recall that in the May newsletter I was
writing about how Laughter is the Best Medicine because of the
positive endorphins it produces and I suggested that maybe next
time you felt down that you watch something funny, maybe get a DVD
of a programme that makes you laugh for example.
However, on the workshop we went one step further…..we learnt
how to generate laughter from inside “for no good
reason”. This was fantastic because so much of what
usually generates laughter is humour that is linked with putting
other people down in some way, having a joke at someone else’s
expense or our own.
I once heard humour described as “an invitation to dance or an
invitation to cripple” and too often in my experience it’s the
latter. We tend to know when someone is getting at us using
the disguise of humour because we feel it like an arrow in our
guts, which is really the only guage we have…..whilst others are
laughing, we feel “gutted”.
So on this wonderful training, there were no jokes, no funny
programmes… in fact no stimulus at all…… just inner laughter
bubbling up and out. Can you imagine the noise that 32
people created? And the laughter was so infectious. At
lunch and dinner, attendees at other programmes looked at us like
we were mad but a lot just ended up laughing too…..they couldn’t
help themselves. Several even asked if they could have
details of the workshop! It’s a great way to break down
barriers and a truly wonderful stress buster (it’s impossible to
feel stressed when you are laughing - try it and see!)
We also learnt a whole lot of other ways to create natural
laughter - so we are now Certified Laughter Leaders from the
Dr. Kataria School of Laughter Yoga and are really looking forward
to not only incorporating it in our workshops and using it in the
community but taking it into the workplace too as a short, fun,
unique and truly stress relieving technique – as well as an
excellent aid to communication.
You can read more about laughter yoga and some of the powerful
emotional and physical benefits on our website. Here’s the
link:
http://www.empoweringpartnership.com/Laughter%20Yoga/Laughter_Yoga.aspx
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Ask Yourself
this......
Quote
September's Inspiring Story: Customer Service from
Heaven
The Healing Experience...just 3 places
left
Because we like them....
Really useful information
Special occasion?
Total read time: 6
minutes (well, maybe 7!) |
Ask yourself
this:
* What are some of the barriers you have in place that
stop you communicating authentically with others?
* When was the last time you enjoyed a really good belly
laugh?
* How often do you spend time with friends who make you
laugh?
Quote: Laugh and the world laughs with
you, cry and you cry alone
Thank you to two of my interfaith friends, Ulanah and
Elizabeth for this month's inspiring story. (It's long but
worth it)
CUSTOMER SERVICE FROM
HEAVEN
A call comes through on the customer
service line in Heaven
Customer Service Rep: Yes,
Ma’am, how can I help you today?
Customer: Well after much
consideration, I’ve decided to install love.
Can you guide me through the process?
CS Rep: Yes, I can help
you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I’m not very
technical, but I think I’m ready to install now. What do I do
first?
CS Rep: The first step is to
open your HEART. Have you located your HEART
ma’am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there
are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to
install while they are running?
CS Rep: What programs are
running ma’am?
Customer: Let’s see, I have
PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM
running right now.
CS Rep: No problem. LOVE
will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating
system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will
no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually
overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called
HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off
GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE
from being properly installed. Can you turn those off
ma’am?
Customer: I don’t know how to
turn them off. Can you tell me how?
CS Rep: My pleasure. Go
to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as
many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have
been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done.
LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that
normal?
CS Rep: Yes. You should
receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your
HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it
completely installed?
CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you
have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to
other Heart’s in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops. I have an
error message already. What should I do?
CS Rep: What does the message
say?
Customer: It says “ERROR 412 –
PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS.” What does that
mean?
CS Rep: Don’t worry ma’am,
that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is
set to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your
HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but
in non-technical terms it means you have to “LOVE” your own machine
before it can “LOVE” others.
Customer: So what should I
do?
CS Rep: Can you pull down the
directory called “SELF-ACCEPTANCE”?
Customer: Yes, I have
it.
CS Rep: Excellent. You’re
getting good at this.
Customer: Thank
you.
CS Rep: You’re welcome.
Click on the following files and then copy them to the “MYHEART”
directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXTGT, and
ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any
conflicting files and begin patching any programming.
Also, you need to delete SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directions, and
to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back, you will
need to empty your recycle bin.
Customer: Got it.
Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MPG
is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and
CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is
this normal?
CS Rep: Sometimes. For
others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded
at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running.
You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing
before I go.
Customer: Yes?
CS Rep: LOVE is freeware.
Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you
meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they
will return some similarly cool modules back to
you.
Customer: I will. Thanks
for your help. By the way, what’s your name?
CS Rep: You can call me the
Divine Cardiologist, also known as The Great Physician. Most
people feel all they need is an annual check up to stay
heart-healthy, but the manufacturer suggests a schedule of daily
maintenance for maximum
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PASS THIS
ON. IF YOU ENJOYED THIS, CLICK
HERE TO BRIGHTEN AND INSPIRE SOMEONE ELSE’S
DAY. |
If you feel that you have some forgiving or letting go to do so
that you can move on and create the life you want, then there are
JUST 3 PLACES left on the “The Healing
Experience”, a day of release, renewal and ………which is
being held here in Wiltshire on Sunday 15th October.
Click here to read about the day and how others have
benefited. Don’t
forget that for your convenience, you can also book and pay
online. Alternatively,
you can call me on + 44 (0) 1249 813188 if you would prefer to pay
by cheque (however it will need to have cleared the bank by the
13th October)
Because we like
them……
We decided that each month we would include a few links to other
sites, either because we know the people concerned and think they
are great or we were inspired by the site and wanted to share it
with you. By the way, these are not affiliate links and no money is
received for including them.
www.mediacoach.co.uk
Media Coach offers a range of courses and services to help
companies and individuals present themselves more effectively on
radio and television. Alan Stevens, the man behind Media
Coach, also offers training in speaking skills – and is himself, a
very good and entertaining speaker. Sign up for his
newsletter for regular tips and pointers.
www.earth.google.com
This is an amazing site. Described as a 3D interface to the
planet, once you download the free software, you can fly from space
right to your house as well as view major beauty sights from all
different angles without ever travelling anywhere.
www.jacquielawson.com
A variety of animated e-cards with music, from a British artist
living in the US. Unlimited use for just $8 or £4.50 a
year. Samples are available to view before buying.
SPECIAL
OCCASION?
If you are planning a non-church
wedding, vow renewal or same sex celebration and you want a
beautifully crafted ceremony to suit you and your partner, then
call me to discuss your needs. I will work with you both to
create just what you want……..and of course lead the ceremony on the
day. Call Rev.Akasha on + 44 (0) 1249 813188 or
email akasha@interfaithminister.co.uk
. Website: www.interfaithminister.co.uk
Really useful
information….
Say No to 0870. This is something that I
feel passionate about. Major companies and some individuals
are making vast sums of money from 0870 numbers. Have you
ever noticed how long it takes anyone to answer an 0870
number? That’s because the longer they keep you holding on,
the more money they make. However, behind those numbers is a
“proper telephone number”. Go to www.saynoto0870.com
and click on "Search to find an alternative number" (top left).
I knew that a site existed and my life coaching friend Jessica
found it. Thanks Jessica…… www.jessicamcgregorjohnson.com
If you have some really useful information that you’d like us to
share with other readers in the forthcoming issues, email me at
akasha.lonsdale@empoweringpartnership.com
and of course, we’ll attribute the information to you.
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Until October, laugh lots and have a
great month.
Akasha
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